I Have A Place For Sea Kittens..........On My Plate

The group that anglers and hunters love to hate or my case ridicule - PETA are at it again. Over the years, PETA had made it known that anglers are the scum of the earth and need to be sent to re-education camp to learn that fish are people too. Several months ago they started the hilarious fishing hurts ad campaign to start having people call fish "sea kittens" since fish are slimy, emotionless and not very cute. Their logic for the term was to make fish appear more cuddly to children and nobody wants to club a kitten over the head, gut it and throw in a frying pan. As expected with most of their campaigns was meet with scorn and others shrugged it off as PETA being a group of retards. If that crap wasn't enough, they have something else in store for the general public - a fish empathy center? Seriously, who the fuck comes up with this shit?

PETA is looking into purchasing the Kewaunee Pierhead Lighthouse in Wisconsin and turn it into some anti-fishing education center that would make North Korea proud. Here's the bulletin posted by PETA's spokesbot - Karin Bennett

Several historic lighthouses in the U.S. and Puerto Rico have been "excessed" by the National Parks Department and are now up for grabs, at no cost, to nonprofits and other eligible entities. 

Of course, when we heard this, a light bulb lit up over our heads— coastal lighthouse would be the perfect place for to set up the national headquarters for our Fish Empathy Project.
In hopes of luring Dan Wenk, acting director of the National Park Service, with our bid, we've written him a letter outlining some of the details of our proposed exhibit.

PETA's center would feature educational displays proving that fish are intelligent animals who learn tasks, use tools, show affection, and feel pain when they are dragged from the sea in nets or impaled on hooks.

The lighthouse would also be home to the world's first Fish Empathy Quilt, a 300-square-foot quilt that pays tribute to the billions of fish who are abused and killed every year—as well as a cafĂ© serving delicious faux-fish sticks and other tasty fish-friendly foods.

We'll let you know if he bites

Are they still playing the "fish feel pain" card. These people have really lost it. I hope the National Park Service tells PETA (no pun intended) to go jump in the lake. Whenever fishing clubs clean up a stream filled with garbage or try to restore one to its former self, we never see PETA there giving a hand. These whack jobs are nothing more than a radical group bent on social engineering that humans don't need to eat meat period. If they had their way, we would be eating bark and dirt. 

I have news for them for them, this is a free society. There is a lot of things that people do in this country that I don't believe in or have a problem with, but that's that price we paid - freewill. Like any radical group, they'll always be on the fringe of society and that's where they belong.


lambton said...

Norland will go with you. He is right into Quilting and kittens.

PETA...People Eatin Tasty Animals.

Greg said...

You don't want to come? We can have a gay ole time.....

Trotsky said...

Yeehaw bitches!!!!
BTw...that picture scared the shit of me!!!